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Apr 18, 2007

Movin' On Up Redux

For those of you that don't know and may be interested, I'm going to be moving to New York very soon; in fact, Friday is my last day at work. Since I've kind of gotten tired of answering the same questions over and over and over and over I thought I'd include this handy Moving FAQ:

Q: You're moving to New York?
A: Yes.

Q: Why?
A: I found a nice new job there and I'm sick of Dayton.

Q: Where in New York? In New York City?
A: No. Monsey.

Q: Where?
A: *tired sigh* It's just north of New Jersey.

Q: *blank look* Oh. So are you going to live in New York City?
A: No. I'll actually be living in Middletown.

Q: Where?
A: *dirty look*

Q: Oh, um, okay then, have you got a place to live?
A: No, I was just going to sleep in a cardboard box. Of course I do.

Q: Are you excited?
A: Yes.

Q: So what are you going to be doing?
A: I'll be the Production Manager at a medical transcription firm.

Q: I didn't know you did medical transcription.
A: I don't. Note the Manager part of that job description.

Q: Oh, so you'll be like, managing people?
A: Something very like that, yes. Practically identical.

Q: So how'd you find this job?
A: I know people that know people.

Q: Do you think you'll miss Dayton?
A: Is this a trick question?

Q: So, um, are you excited?
A: Well I was.

If you can think of any other inane questions I haven't answered, feel free to send me a message.