The meeting of the Anti-Cheliax Preparatory Force was brief
and businesslike. Captain Aiger took
possession of his mother's former sword, swearing his allegiance to the small
fleet at the same time. Maps were
consulted and plans made, the various captains returning to their vessels to
make preparations.
Fargo Vitterande approached the Crisis officers after the
meeting with further news of the elusive Scags Rotgram. It was widely rumored that Harrigan's former
first mate and his ship, the Devilish Duchess, fell victim to the curse of
Dagon's Jaws, a pair of islands near Motaku Isle with a terrible reputation
that turned out on further examination to be bunkum. Or, at least, was called so by one of Fargo 's contacts in
Slipcove. The waters around and particularly
between the islands were dangerous, to be sure, but not cursed or otherwise
supernatural. So, of course, what else
was there to do but set course for the islands and try to discover Rotgram's
whereabouts. If Harrigan wanted the man
put down so badly, he must know something worthwhile.
Several days later, Chopper surveyed the islands while
munching on a chicken leg. "Looks
harmless enough," he said.
"I would like to say that, but I know better by
now," Feruzi said. The larger
island, named, creatively, "Big Jaw", was covered in dense
jungle. Little Jaw was rockier and drier
and covered less with steaming plant life and more by cliffs that made the
island difficult, if not quite impossible, to approach.
"How shall I approach, Captain?" Reiko queried
after they finished their survey.
"Circle them once," Chopper ordered. "Let's see what we can see."
"Aye, aye, Captain."
As the Crisis passed to the west of Big Jaw, the lookout
yelled, "Fire! A signal
fire!" A plume of black smoke
drifted lazily upwards from the western shore of the island--a high cliff
face. They would have to land at a beach
almost across the island if they wanted to investigate. Which, of course, they did.
The beach was not of a hospitable character, rough and
chewed by waves, sloping upward toward rocky projections. Fragments of what seemed to be a ship's
longboat lay scattered along the shore and a half-dozen sodden corpses bobbed
face-down in the waves. One plank had
the barely-recognizable word "Duchess" painted on it.
"Looks like Scags maybe wasn't so lucky after
all," Feruzi said.
"Well, the fire suggests survivors to me," Chopper
said. "Also these tracks."
"They could also suggest 'the undead'."
Ezikial shrugged and nodded to the floating corpses, which were
now climbing to their feet and staggering ashore, much to the surprise of
absolutely no one. Sandara jumped and
waved her holy symbol furiously, turning half the soggy lacedons to dust. The rest fell to pieces from a few
well-placed arrows. Then a pair of tall,
lanky creatures with rotting gray flesh and long black hair burst out of the
sea, sweeping their claws at Sandara.
Ezikial blasted away at one, but it proved quite resilient. Sandara scrambled away, directing healing
energy at her clawed-up skin. Feruzi
shot the second monstrosity in an effort to distract it from the retreating
cleric, but it, too, stubbornly refused to drop. It knocked Sandara to the ground and turned
on Reiko. A melee of axe and sword blows
finally managed to stop the attacks and hastily-applied healing magic brought
Sandara back to consciousness just as the monstrosities exploded into clouds of
greenish gore and doused everyone with some sort of toxic mess.
Just another day on the Crisis.
The next stop on the Big Jaw tour was more salubrious in
nature. A sizeable clearing surrounded
by large boulders proved to contain a lovely, bubbling spring that filled
several small pools decorated with mountain lilies and colorful dragonflies. The rocks were carved here and there with
groups of three entwined spirals.
"Thas an ol' symbol fer Pharasma, Lady o' Graves ," Sandara said.
"Unsurprisingly, people have been here," Chopper
said. "Thirsty work bein' stranded
on a deserted island, I reckon."
"As we damn near found out ourselves," Sandara
added.
"The water has healing properties," Feruzi told
them after testing it briefly. "It
can also make weapons proof against the undead.
For a short time, anyway."
They took advantage of this blessing and moved on, climbing toward the signal
fire atop the cliff. A single
thirty-foot-tall boulder was perched at the edge, sheltering a half-dozen crude
huts and lean-tos.
"HALLOOOOO!!"
Feruzi shouted with great subtlety.
"We got ye surrounded!" a rough female voice
called back. "Drop yer weapons and
gear!" Several castaways emerged
from the brush, brandishing crude weapons.
Feruzi blinked. "I don't
think they know who we are."
"May I shoot a couple until they figure it out?"
Ezikial asked.
"Nah, where's the challenge there?" said
Chopper. He raised his voice
slightly. "We be seekin'
Scags. Ye know him?"
"You're too late; the Captain went down with the
ship. Your boss will never get his
revenge now and he won't take us, either!"
Chopper snorted, laughing.
"Yeah, it ain't even remotely like that. Tis a damned shame, I wanted to recruit the
man. Guess he was as much a lubber as
the stories claimed."
"You mind your tongue!
Scag's Rotgram was ten times the pirate Harrigan will ever be!"
Five slightly-different versions of "That isn't saying
very much!" followed. The Crisis
officers laughed and shook their heads.
"Harrigan didn't send you?" the woman asked.
"No," Chopper said dryly. "Well, since Scags be dead and ye ain't
fans o' Harrigan, do you want a ride?"
"You'd take us off this cursed rock?"
"Course. Anyone
who ain't a fan of Harrigan is an ally in my book."
"Oh thank the gods!" The woman dropped her scimitar and threw her
arms around Chopper. Feruzi snorted as
Chopper shrugged and hugged her back.
"Aww, you made a friend."
"I'm Alise.
Alise Grogblud. I was Captain
Rotgram's first mate. Lay down your
arms, everyone!"
"I'm Captain Chopper, King o' Crisis. Besmara smile on ye lot."
"King, eh?"
Sandara said. "I didn't vote
for you."
"So, how did you people end up here, exactly?"
Feruzi asked.
"Captain Rotgram decided to shoot the Gullet to get
away from the Wormwood. WE would have
made it, too, if those brykolakas hadn't boarded us. The Captain and the other officers held them
off while we escaped to the island."
"So why would Harrigan still be trying to get the
Pirate Council to go after Rotgram?"
"Man can hold a grudge?" Chopper suggested.
"True enough," Alise said.
"Or, you know, to bait us into coming here. Because that's the kind of pirates we are,"
Chopper continued.
"Rotgram had all kinds of dirt on Harrigan," Alise
said. "And, as his enemies, I
expect that ownership of said dirt should fall to you."
"You still have it?"
"No. But I know
where it is, stored in a watertight chest in the ship. The brykolakas took it into their cave. We've never been able to get close, of
course. There's also some kind o' big
wooden heads up the island a ways. We
never managed to get close because the guardian shouts at us."
"This I gotta see," Chopper said.
Sure enough, when they approached the heads, a booming voice
rang out. "OUTLANDERS, STEP AWAY
FROM THE DUSK WATCHERS OR BE JUDGED!"
A creature of gleaming black metal and chiseled stone stepped into the
open. It was, oddly enough, wearing a
heavy hooded cloak.
"Oy, there, tinman!" Chopper greeted it.
"HAIL, OUTLANDER.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."
"Yeah, I heard ye.
What's with the heads?"
"THE ANCIENT TRIBE PLACED THEM HERE LONG AGO AND
CHARGED ME TO DEFEND THEM. I MUST
CONTINUE TO GUARD THEM UNTIL THE ANCIENTS RELEASE ME."
Sandara leaned sideways to get a look at the heads. "They give off divination magic. Them ancients mighta used 'em for navigation
or somethin."
"Are these like, Azlanti ancients?" Feruzi asked.
"I NO LONGER RECALL.
I HAVE STOOD VIGIL HERE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS."
"Sounds dull," Chopper remarked.
"IT IS . . . IT IS MY DUTY."
"Well, we didn't want to mess with the heads, per
se. Just see 'em."
"VERY WELL, OUTLANDER, APPROACH THE DUSK WATCHERS. BUT IF YOU ATTEMPT TO HARM THEM, I WILL
DESTROY YOU."
Chopper strolled down the path to examine the wooden
monuments. They were extremely
monumental. "Hey, Kriss, how many
threats t' these statues have you faced in them thousands o' years?"
"NONE WHATSOEVER."
"That sounds . . . really boring," Feruzi said.
"THIS IS MY FATE.
THE ANCIENTS ARE NO LONGER HERE TO RELEASE ME."
"They don't have descendents somewhere?"
"I DO NOT KNOW."
"Well, does it HAFTA be them what does it?" Sandara piped in.
"ER . . . NO."
"Oh," Feruzi said. "So what needs to be done
to release you?"
"THE SIX BROWS OF THE DUSK WATCHERS MUST BE ANOINTED
WITH WATER TAKEN FROM THE SACRED SPRING."
"I got some o' that in this here waterskin,"
Sandara said.
"Anoint away."
When the cleric finished the sixth statue, a faint tremor ran through
the island. Moments later, the towering
carved heads crumbled to ash and blew away.
"I THANK YOU. I
PROMISE TO REWARD YOU AT SOME FURTHER DATE.
FAREWELL."